Why does Steve Gutenberg run naked through Central Park? Because he’s Steve Gutenberg, that’s why.

Armageddon movie

Congratulations to Drunky McStagger for making it all the way up this grassy mountaintop.

These guys are definitely jerkasses.
Die Hard 2 film

Happy Thanksgiving jerkasses!

Because it is about 50x cooler than you. And that is sad.

You have the right to an attorney. You have the right to play dead and hope they just drop all charges against you.

But… the camera does add 85 pounds.

The World Unseen download Beware of the penipus!