Look at my eyes when I’m talking to you.

Sometimes I just like to hang out inside this giant penis slide. Don’t judge me.

Television executives from the 1970s were seriously fucking with us.

My uncle Mike is a budding entrepreneur. We’re all very proud of him.

We’re on top of the world… oh shit.

High school can be such an awkward time. Especially when you’re a young man with a hidden titty.

Nobody puts baby in the corner.

My niece has the eye of the tiger. That plate of delicious meat never had a chance. I once saw her chase down a gazelle in the African savanna and bite off its face.